Perks that your company grants you
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Congratulations, corporate prisoner. You’ve made it. After countless hours of unpaid interviews, whiteboard algorithm puzzles, and "tell me about a time you failed" performance theater, you’ve landed a job. A real one. With benefits. Perks, even. You're not just a cog in the machine anymore. You're a cog with access to a ping pong table.
Congratulations, corporate prisoner. You’ve made it. After countless hours of unpaid interviews, whiteboard algorithm puzzles, and "tell me about a time you failed" performance theater, you’ve landed a job. A real one. With benefits. Perks, even. You're not just a cog in the machine anymore. You're a cog with access to a ping pong table.