Hacker News with Generative AI: Satire

Onion CEO: We won InfoWars auction, can't wait to relaunch, fun still to come (bsky.app)
Judge orders hearing to review Onion's purchase of Alex Jones's InfoWars (theguardian.com)
A judge has intervened and ordered a hearing to review the purchase of the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’s InfoWars site by the satirical news site the Onion.
Satire Slinger The Onion Buys Alex Jones' Infowars with Sandy Hook Families (westerninvestor.com)
The satirical news publication The Onion won the bidding for Alex Jones' Infowars at a bankruptcy auction, backed by families of Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting victims whom Jones owes more than $1 billion in defamation judgments for calling the massacre a hoax, the families announced Thursday.
Not Satire: The Onion Acquires Infowars (status.news)
The Onion has successfully acquired Infowars.
The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction (nbcnews.com)
The Onion, the satirical news company that repeatedly spoofed conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, has won the bankruptcy auction for control over his media empire — most notably InfoWars, the far-right, conspiracy-minded website that served as Jones' primary online platform.
The Onion buys Infowars (nytimes.com)
The Onion, a satirical publication that skewers newsmakers and current events, said on Thursday that it had won a bankruptcy auction to acquire Infowars, a website founded and operated by the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy to Lead Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) (cnn.com)
Environmentalists Exclusively Use the Microwave (worksinprogress.news)
My charts might be plastered across posters about the environment, but I’ll never be a poster girl for environmental action.
Elon Musk Owes You $100 • Cards Against Humanity Saves America Day 7 (cahsuesmusk.com)
Cards Against Humanity Launches a Super Pac to Match Elon Musk's Super Pac (apologize.lol)
Show HN: Bullshit Remover (bullshitremover.com)
Paste crap, get truth.
How to Monetize a Blog (Satire) (modem.io)
Maintaining a blog can be a lot of work. A single article can take weeks of research, drafting and editing, collecting and producing included materials, etc. It’s not unusual to seek some form of compensation for it, and those rewards require initiative. With a good monetization strategy, it can become a fairly lucrative venture.
Disenshittify or Die (pluralistic.net)
The Beggar Barons – the rise of the trillionaire beggars (2022) (zedshaw.com)
Why Does Ozempic Cure All Diseases? (astralcodexten.com)
Why Does Ozempic Cure All Diseases? (astralcodexten.com)
The Shameful Defenestration of Tim (chrismcdonough.substack.com)
Web3 Is Going Just Great (web3isgoinggreat.com)
Web Crap Has Taken Control (medium.com)
Tom Lehrer and Santa Cruz: the trail of one of America's premier satirists (lookout.co)
A Hundred Years of Mocking Vegetarians (theatlantic.com)
TUAW Returns as a Gross, Zombie AI-Generated Garbage Site (sixcolors.com)
In this satirical city builder, your convert walkable cities into parking lots (pcgamer.com)
Advantages of incompetent management (yosefk.com)
Dib Guide: Detecting Agile BS [pdf] (defense.gov)
You've Read Your Last Free Article, Such Is the Nature of Mortality (mcsweeneys.net)
Absolute Immunity, Total Fuckery (ymeskhout.com)
The Rot-Com Bubble (wheresyoured.at)
Britain Is a Dump [video] (youtube.com)
Google's AI is that stupid, feeds people answers from The Onion (avclub.com)