Hacker News with Generative AI: Cryptocurrency

De-anonymization attacks against the privacy coin XMR (monero.forex)
Monero (XMR), a cryptocurrency renowned for its privacy-centric design, has drawn the attention of governments, cybersecurity experts, and analytics firms seeking to deanonymize its transactions.
Stablecoins Are Bank Deposits (ft.com)
Stablecoins are bank deposits
Doge Has Achieved Its Final Form (wired.com)
It may seem as though the worst excesses of DOGE have passed, replaced by something closer to a stasis.
I shorted $TRUMP coin (and got to have dinner with the President) (theverge.com)
Last month, Donald Trump pushed the boundaries of government and financial ethics by announcing a contest: whoever bought and held the highest amount of the $TRUMP meme coin for an entire month would win an invite to a private dinner with the President.
Trump media group plans to raise $3B to spend on cryptocurrencies (ft.com)
Trump media group plans to raise $3bn to spend on cryptocurrencies
The Darknet Bible- research document on using the dark web and Monero safely (darknetbible.info)
Welcome to the DNM Buyer’s Bible
Tiny company with no revenue and ties to China plans to buy $300M in $TRUMP (independent.co.uk)
A tiny TikTok creator company with no revenue and ties to China plans to buy $300million in Trump’s memecoin
Wrench Attacks: Physical attacks targeting cryptocurrency users (2024) [pdf] (dagstuhl.de)
'Crypto king' turned NYC townhouse into torture chamber to gain partner Bitcoin (nbcnewyork.com)
The 37-year-old Kentucky man charged with the kidnapping and torture of an Italian man allegedly held captive for weeks inside a Manhattan townhouse aimed to get the man's password to Bitcoin, law enforcement sources say.
Elon Musk's Fake Retreat from Doge (prospect.org)
Despite the billionaire nominally stepping back, his loyalists remain in control of the group.
Arrests "imminent" in eXch money laundering case after crypto seizure (monero.forex)
eXch, an instant crypto exchange long preferred by users desiring privacy, has abruptly and unexpectedly announced that they are shutting down their service.
Digital Payment System GNU Taler Gets Green Light to Operate in Switzerland (itsfoss.com)
GNU Taler, the privacy-preserving digital payment system, is now Swiss ready.
Trump Crypto Partner Is KuCoin – Which Is Banned in U.S. for Money Laundering (forbes.com)
Donald Trump’s crypto venture launched its stablecoin Wednesday on an exchange recently banned from the United States after admitting to violating anti-money laundering laws and agreeing to pay a $300 million fine.
Trump admin tells Supreme Court: DOGE needs to do its work in secret (arstechnica.com)
The Department of Justice today asked the Supreme Court to block a ruling that requires DOGE to provide information about its government cost-cutting operations as part of court-ordered discovery.
Coinbase says its data breach affects at least 69k customers (techcrunch.com)
Coinbase said at least 69,461 customers had personal and financial information stolen during a months-long data breach that it disclosed last week.
Milei shutters office investigating cryptogate $LIBRA scandal (batimes.com.ar)
President Javier Milei has dissolved a special investigative unit he himself established to probe alleged wrongdoing in his controversial promotion of the ‘$LIBRA’ cryptocurrency, 
Coinbase Data Breach Will Lead to People Dying, TechCrunch Founder Says (decrypt.co)
The founder of online news publication TechCrunch has claimed that Coinbase’s recent data breach “will lead to people dying,” amid a wave of kidnap attempts targeting high-net-worth crypto holders.
Senate Advances Crypto Regulation Bill with Bipartisan Support (nytimes.com)
The Senate on Monday revived a first-of-its-kind bill to regulate parts of the cryptocurrency industry, after a small number of Democrats who had joined the rest of their party in blocking the measure joined Republicans in allowing it to advance.
Coinbase becomes first crypto exchange to join the S&P 500 (latimes.com)
Coinbase on Monday became the first cryptocurrency exchange to join the Standard & Poor’s 500 index, marking a pivotal moment for the digital assets industry.
SEC SIM-swapper who Googled 'signs that the FBI is after you' put behind bars (theregister.com)
An Alabama man who SIM-swapped his way into the SEC's official X account, enabling a fake ETF announcement that briefly pumped Bitcoin, has been sentenced to 14 months in prison and three years of supervised release.
MinorMiner: We turn your kid's maths homework into Bitcoin (robertheaton.com)
Hello! Hello! Welcome, welcome. My name is Hobert Reaton, and I’m here in this shabby motel conference room to present you with yet another once-in-a-lifetime investment opportunity.
Dems are upset about DOGE's IRS hackathon, but the IRS says it never happened (theregister.com)
Congressional Democrats are again demanding answers from a federal agency over whether DOGE's latest tech makeover could put taxpayer data at risk.
The Crypto Anarchist Manifesto (1988) (csail.mit.edu)
A specter is haunting the modern world, the specter of crypto anarchy.
Coinbase says hackers bribed staff to steal customer data, demanding $20M ransom (cnbc.com)
Coinbase was hacked, breached <1% of MTU data (twitter.com)
Something went wrong, but don’t fret — let’s give it another shot.
Coinbase says customers’ personal information stolen in data breach (techcrunch.com)
Crypto giant Coinbase has confirmed its systems have been breached and customer data, including government-issued identity documents, were stolen.
Police investigating crypto kidnappings with execs tied up and fingers cut off (news.sky.com)
Authorities in France are investigating a series of kidnappings linked to the world of cryptocurrencies.
What has Elon Musk's Doge achieved? (ft.com)
What has Elon Musk’s Doge actually achieved?
MinorMiner: We turn your kid's maths homework into Bitcoin (robertheaton.com)
Hello! Hello! Welcome, welcome. My name is Hobert Reaton, and I’m here in this shabby motel conference room to present you with yet another once-in-a-lifetime investment opportunity.
Access to the United States' President for Sale via Meme Coin (mastodon.social)