Hacker News with Generative AI: Crypto

Judge Rules Decentralized Autonomous Organizations Not So Decentralized in Law (gizmodo.com)
Crypto's libertarian dreams continue to be thwarted by legal realities.
FBI raids Polymarket CEO's home, seizing phone, electronics (yahoo.com)
Federal law enforcement agents raided the downtown New York home of Polymarket CEO Shayne Coplan on Wednesday, seizing his phone and electronics, the company confirmed.
As Trump Takes a Victory Lap, the Crypto Faithful Kiss the Ring (wired.com)
The denizens of cryptoland have erupted into celebration and gleeful told-you-so's after Donald Trump, the self-styled “crypto president,” was voted back into the White House on Wednesday morning.
Russia Publishes New Crypto Law Expanding State Control over Digital Assets (scientificamerican.com)
Florida’s Department of Education has approved the classroom use of material from the Prager University Foundation, a conservative group that produces videos that distort science, history, gender and other topics.
Stripe in talks to acquire Bridge for $1B (techcrunch.com)
Stripe is in talks to acquire stablecoin platform Bridge for a whopping $1 billion, according to Forbes.
North Korea Infiltrated the Crypto Industry (coindesk.com)
More than a dozen blockchain firms inadvertently hired undercover IT workers from the rogue state, incurring cybersecurity and legal risks, a CoinDesk investigation found.
Original Flappy Bird creator disavows new version – and its possible crypto ties (slashdot.org)
Rise and Fall of OpenSea (theverge.com)
'Wartime CEO': Urbit's Founder Returns in Shakeup at Moonshot Software Project (coindesk.com)
US Courts to Decide If NFTs Are Securities as DraftKings Case Goes to Trial (decrypt.co)
Former Kansas bank CEO admits to embezzling $47M for crypto scheme (cjonline.com)
Phishing scammers impersonate AH employee to drain crypto wallets (web3isgoinggreat.com)
Trump Vows to Aid Convicted 'Silk Road' Founder in Crypto Appeal (bloomberg.com)
FTX bankruptcy examiner's report [pdf] (kroll.com)
Rabbit was once an NFT company that it wants you to forget about (xda-developers.com)
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao sentenced to four months in prison (cnbc.com)