Hacker News with Generative AI: COBOL

A Minecraft server written in COBOL (github.com/meyfa)
A Minecraft server written in COBOL. It supports Minecraft 1.21.4 (the latest version at time of writing).
Patches Posted for Review Adding COBOL Front End to GCC Compiler (phoronix.com)
The COBOL programming language may be 65 years old since its original release but the mainline GNU Compiler Collection (GCC) in 2025 might finally see upstream support for it.
COBOL's Map Reduce (2022) (ztoz.blog)
COBOL is for Big Data. Well, sort of. Awhile back, I noticed that the COBOL SORT verb was overpowered. Rather than sorting an array of items or even sorting a file, it included a generalized ability to stream in arbitrary inputs — () => Stream[T] —, where T is a key/value pair, and process the outputs in order — SortedStream[T] => (). This power is useful if you are writing a map-reduce program, but excessive for sorting.
Why COBOL Isn't the Problem (lucid.co)
Show HN: COBOL-REKT, a toolkit for analysing and reverse-engineering COBOL (github.com/avishek-sen-gupta)