Hacker News with Generative AI

I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Should I walk or drive? (mastodon.world)
I’m joining OpenAI (steipete.me)
Building SQLite with a small swarm (kiankyars.github.io)
Magnus Carlsen Wins the Freestyle (Chess960) World Championship (fide.com)
Why does aluminum foil have one shiny side and one with a matte finish? (blogspot.com)
Arm wants a bigger slice of the chip business (economist.com)
Modern CSS Code Snippets: Stop writing CSS like it's 2015 (modern-css.com)
Expensively Quadratic: The LLM Agent Cost Curve (exe.dev)
LT6502: A 6502-based homebrew laptop (github.com/TechPaula)
Audio is the one area small labs are winning (amplifypartners.com)
How long do job postings stay open? (corvi.careers)
Lost Soviet Moon Lander May Have Been Found (nytimes.com)
JavaScript-heavy approaches are not compatible with long-term performance goals (sgom.es)
Databases should contain their own Metadata – Use SQL Everywhere (floedb.ai)
1,300-year-old world chronicle unearthed in Sinai (heritagedaily.com)
I gave Claude access to my pen plotter (harmonique.one)
Error payloads in Zig (srcreigh.ca)
Show HN: Microgpt is a GPT you can visualize in the browser (boratto.ca)
I Love Board Games: A Personal Obsession Explained by Psychology (thesswnetwork.com)
EU bans the destruction of unsold apparel, clothing, accessories and footwear (europa.eu)
Transforming a Clojure Database into a Library with GraalVM Native Image and FFI (avelino.run)
Pocketblue – Fedora Atomic for mobile devices (github.com/pocketblue)
Real-time PathTracing with global illumination in WebGL (erichlof.github.io)
Radio host David Greene says Google's NotebookLM tool stole his voice (washingtonpost.com)
GNU Pies – Program Invocation and Execution Supervisor (gnu.org.ua)
Gwtar: A static efficient single-file HTML format (gwern.net)
Show HN: Knock-Knock.net – Visualizing the bots knocking on my server's door (knock-knock.net)
Editor's Note: Retraction of article containing fabricated quotations (arstechnica.com)
I fixed Windows native development (marler8997.github.io)